theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

(via bunny-rabbit69)

legalmexican:

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

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djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

(via yani-yana)

(Source: androgyns, via grade-a-memo)

neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

sail-withme-intothe-dark

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bunnyfood:

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sassy-bullshit:

I’m starting to get sick of feeling like I’m the last girl in the room that any boy would even take a second glance at.

(via placiddream)

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Its 11:11 and i don’t wish for you but i do think of you.

(via placiddream)

comealongpixie:

"no homo," i say as i kiss my girlfriend. we are both bisexual. 

(via grade-a-memo)

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr, via co-ver)

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

(via grade-a-memo)

touchmykittykat:

I can’t imagine someone having to put up with me for the rest of their life.

(via dragonmasquerade)

mostly-jensen:

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targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Source: margayret, via nevergaveaf)